Brain Smasher... A Love Story
ActionComedyRomance
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Cast
Andrew Dice Clay
Ed Molloy
Teri Hatcher
Samantha Crain
Yuji Okumoto
Wu
Deborah Van Valkenburgh
Cammy Crain
Brion James
Brown
Tim Thomerson
Black
Charles Rocket
Jones
Nicholas Guest
Smith
D
Dorothy Dells
Miss Bellows
Wrick Jones
Lead Officer
G
Galen Schrick
Jim Romeo
S
Steve Tancora
Bob Brisco
Peter Kwong
Red Monk
D
Danny Perkin
Guy in Line 2
R
Ross Huffman-Kerr
Night Manager
R
Russ Fast
Ted
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Reviews(1)
JPV852
6/10
November 5, 2023@JPV852
You know, not a bad movie. Andrew Dice Clay was alright though just a toned down version of his stand-up but he and Teri Hatcher had their moments. And while not all of the humor worked, enough did that made me chuckle a few times. Also a plus, we get to see Hatcher wearing a stripper outfit for the third act... **3.0/5**